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Alabama: At Least We’re Not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: Without Atlanta We’re Alabama

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajuns

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a F**kin’ Motto? I Got Yer F**kin’ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl — It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not Really An Island

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: A Whole ‘Nother Country!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: Wynot?

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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat .

Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia: We Put The Fun IN Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois: Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S.”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That ’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden ’s

Michigan: First Line Of Defense>From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers And Poker!!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney…

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl…It’s What ’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee : The Edyoocashun State

Texas: How ‘bout them Cowboys

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ay, Yep

Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix??

Washington: We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family…Really!!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men…And The Sheep Are Scared

State Mottos

Alabama:
Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona:
But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
We Made Him Governor Because We’re Idiots … What’s Your Excuse for Making Him President?

California:
Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado:
If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet

Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
Just as Good as Alabama … Without Their High IQ

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Yes, We Have Electricity!

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana:
And Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here, You
##$%##!!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio:
At Least We’re Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl … It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Si, Hablo Ingles
(Yes, I Speak English)

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington:
Help! We’re Overrun By Computer Nerds & Grunge-Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family … Just Ask Uncle Daddy!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men … And Sheep Are Afraid