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Alabama: At Least We’re Not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: Without Atlanta We’re Alabama

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajuns

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a F**kin’ Motto? I Got Yer F**kin’ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl — It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not Really An Island

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: A Whole ‘Nother Country!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: Wynot?

source:http://www.jokes.com/funny/america/state-slogans

Alabama – Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska – 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona – But It’s A Dry Heat.
Arkansas – Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California – By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado – If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.
Delaware – We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida – Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia – We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii – Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho – More Than Just Potatoes… Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois – Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”
Indiana – 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa – We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas – First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky – Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana – We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That’s Our Tourism Campaign.)
Maine – We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland – If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts – Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden ’s
Michigan – First Line Of Defense – From The Canadians
Minnesota – 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi – Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri – Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana – Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska – Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada – Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire – Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey – You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico – Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York – You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney…
North Carolina – Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota – We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio – At Least We’re Not Michigan
Oklahoma – Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon – Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania – Cook With Coal
Rhode Island – We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina – Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota – Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee – The Edyoocashun State
Texas – Se Hablo Ingles
Utah – Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont – Ay, Yep
Virginia – Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
Washington – We have more rain than you do
West Virginia – One Big Happy Family…Really!
Wisconsin – Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming – Where Men Are Men… And The Sheep Are Scared
No, I didn’t realize this had been posted recently. It’s still funny